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Tom Gavrilos
05-05-2007, 08:15 AM
Ok Ill Start this one off:

Chuck Norris Calender Goes right from March 31st to April 2nd. NOBODY Fools Chuck Norris!


Here is a great clip of Chuck Himself Reading these!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs
HossZalios
05-05-2007, 08:20 AM
Chuck's tears cure cancer..

Too bad he NEVER CRIES.
Tom Gavrilos
05-05-2007, 08:30 AM
Yia Su Magas! Nice to have you on board.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
HossZalios
05-05-2007, 09:08 AM
Kali mera bro! Hope you're having a great start to the weekend!


On the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, a young calf was found dying in a field. Chuck knelt beside the animal, and to the surprise of everyone, nuzzled it against his beard. The calf suddenly stood up, completley cured. As everyone began to applaud, Chuck snapped the calf's spine with a roundhouse kick, killing it instantly. Why? To prove that what the good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.
Lost Cause
05-08-2007, 10:30 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Tom Gavrilos
05-08-2007, 10:31 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

:p Good one bro!
Ryan
05-08-2007, 10:33 PM
Chuck Norris once ended a fight WAAAAY before Herb Dean :D
Lost Cause
05-08-2007, 11:49 PM
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Tom Gavrilos
05-09-2007, 08:37 AM
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

:p Ive never heard that one thats freakin funny!
Tom Gavrilos
05-09-2007, 08:38 AM
When chuck Norris works out he dosen't do push ups; he pushes the earth down.
Lost Cause
05-09-2007, 08:53 AM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Lost Cause
05-09-2007, 08:57 AM
One of my favorites:

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Ryan
05-09-2007, 09:16 AM
Everyone tunes in to watch Chuck Norris..... not Christy Brinkley.
Orsyn
05-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Best commercial ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg&mode=related&search=
Tom Gavrilos
05-09-2007, 04:04 PM
YES!!

Please post that in the media Center! :p
Gmc310
01-16-2010, 05:02 AM
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper inside.
Gmc310
01-16-2010, 05:03 AM
There's not a chin under Chuck's beard--- it's a third fist !
tonypetras
01-18-2010, 07:15 AM
Chuck Norris was here
http://www.qfan.cz/images/stories/200812/motivational_pics/31/chuck-norris-rock-demotivational-poster.jpg

sorry I am still not familiar with embedding or how its called
zaxonortesus
01-18-2010, 09:55 AM
Chuck Norris was here
http://www.qfan.cz/images/stories/200812/motivational_pics/31/chuck-norris-rock-demotivational-poster.jpg

sorry I am still not familiar with embedding or how its called

HAHA! No no, that was good!
jGilmour
01-18-2010, 11:39 AM
The opening scenes of Saving Private Ryan were loosely based on games of Dodgeball Chuck Norris played in grade 2
Oneiros
01-18-2010, 11:45 AM
Jesus went over water...
but Chuck Norris swam through the land...
tonypetras
01-18-2010, 11:49 AM
O.K. one of my favourites

Chuck Norris once visited Virgin islands... since then its just islands
AsianInvasion
01-19-2010, 10:33 AM
Chuck Norris deleted this message.
naturalbornfighter1
01-19-2010, 11:12 AM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one!

loads more here
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
Gmc310
01-19-2010, 03:00 PM
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink it .
Adam
01-19-2010, 04:16 PM
When Chuck Norris does push up's, he actually pushes the earth down.
SirRamIII
01-19-2010, 06:02 PM
Chuck Norris is so cool Tom Gavrilos started 2 threads about him :p

http://www.brazilianjiujitsugear.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1605
Kaije727
01-24-2010, 06:44 PM
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of suprise

How many chuck norriss does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, he prefers to kill in darkness

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.


Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.