jiujitsumaniac
02-08-2010, 02:45 AM
So, it is 340am and I can't sleep.....
Might as well jump onto the jits forum.
Another thread I was reading inspired this one.....anyone have some funny stories about folks getting knocked out or choked unconscious?
For me, I am not a great story teller, but have had 3 funny experiences you might be able to relate to:
1. The first time it happened I was in class watching 2 guys roll. We were a little cramped and I was ~3 ft from them. 2 big guys rolling - both over 300lbs. Well, big boys don't like to tap sometimes. So, one of the guys gets put in a rear choke, does not tap, and goes out......but as he goes out he gets this BIG S*&# eating grin on his face. It stays there.....frozen. The other guy doesn't realize his partner is in la la land because of the smile and keeps cranking. I yell "dude, quit screwing around".....but his blissful expression does not change. After a few seconds I realize what is going on and dive it and stop it. The guy comes to and says "I was soooo happy....what happened?"
2. I choked a guy out from the bottom position. His eyes roll up in his head and he falls to the side. I freak out an let him go. I start to come on top to help. As I am moving he comes to and instantly becomes Marcelo Garcia - grabs me, reverses me, and takes side control. I am worried about him, don't resist, and let it happen. Since it was a pass or submit drill we were working....drill is over in his mind.....he NEVER realized he went out. Cracked me up.
3. The last instance happened a few months ago. Same deal as #1, rear choke, guy goes out, smile on his face (wonder if this is common?), but as he starts to come to he starts saying "mmmmmm, pretty girls, pretty girls, mmmm". This guy talks with a thick accent and comes off as pretty slick, so it was even funnier - stayed in character even when he was unconscious! Talk about going to the happy place. He had a whole fantasy occur in the 2-3 seconds he was out.
Might as well jump onto the jits forum.
Another thread I was reading inspired this one.....anyone have some funny stories about folks getting knocked out or choked unconscious?
For me, I am not a great story teller, but have had 3 funny experiences you might be able to relate to:
1. The first time it happened I was in class watching 2 guys roll. We were a little cramped and I was ~3 ft from them. 2 big guys rolling - both over 300lbs. Well, big boys don't like to tap sometimes. So, one of the guys gets put in a rear choke, does not tap, and goes out......but as he goes out he gets this BIG S*&# eating grin on his face. It stays there.....frozen. The other guy doesn't realize his partner is in la la land because of the smile and keeps cranking. I yell "dude, quit screwing around".....but his blissful expression does not change. After a few seconds I realize what is going on and dive it and stop it. The guy comes to and says "I was soooo happy....what happened?"
2. I choked a guy out from the bottom position. His eyes roll up in his head and he falls to the side. I freak out an let him go. I start to come on top to help. As I am moving he comes to and instantly becomes Marcelo Garcia - grabs me, reverses me, and takes side control. I am worried about him, don't resist, and let it happen. Since it was a pass or submit drill we were working....drill is over in his mind.....he NEVER realized he went out. Cracked me up.
3. The last instance happened a few months ago. Same deal as #1, rear choke, guy goes out, smile on his face (wonder if this is common?), but as he starts to come to he starts saying "mmmmmm, pretty girls, pretty girls, mmmm". This guy talks with a thick accent and comes off as pretty slick, so it was even funnier - stayed in character even when he was unconscious! Talk about going to the happy place. He had a whole fantasy occur in the 2-3 seconds he was out.